Wednesday, August 20, 2008

iPhone price announced. WHAAA???????

iPhone. 3G. Vodafone. 8GB - Rs. 31000, 16GB - Rs. 361000. What the hell??? Is Apple / Vodafone mad?? (They probably are..) Now, I have been seriously been waiting for the iPhone for over 6 months, but I might even just reconsider my decision. I mean, even without the subsidy (i.e. carrier unlocked), the iPhone is not expected to cost more than $600 (Rs. 24000) and now, they are charging over $800 WITH a carrier contract! This is SO unfair! SIOOMA to you Apple!!!!!!

Divinity upon Earth

Rejoice, O mortals!

For Jesus sends a divine thing!

Joy blooms within like petals

Of a flower in vivid spring.

Oh! What beauty I behold!

Earth hath not seen before

Into it's world it doth enfold

Fools who heed the tales of yore.

No! I must resist

The temptaions galore.

Though dream I must day and night

Of the enlightenment in store.

Oh Lord! I plead and bow,

Do not torture me so!

Grant my wish upon my brow

I desire the iPhone. Lo!

My wish is granted,

We are truly blessed!

Jesus smiles upon us,

I, you, and all the rest.

The wait has ended,

The journey concluded;

Years and months of pain,

Bear fruit in our stead

The iPhone descends amongst us.

We attain nirvana again!

Just an impromptu poem I wrote yesterday...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Arindam Chaudhuri, for once, makes some sense

If you read the news carefully on a daily basis, then more often than not, you'll see a huge ad, boldly telling you to "dare to think beyond the IIMs." Which of course, is nonsense if your search is limited to India. For the uninitiated, the ad is for The Indian Institute of Planning and Management. This institute is managed by Arindam Chaudhuri, whose name besides being quite a mouthful, is well known inside management circles. He describes himself as thus:

Noted economist & management guru Professor Arindam Chaudhuri is an eminent author, an authoritative speaker & a transformational leader. He has been conferred upon with ‘Management Guru 2000’ award, ‘Personality of the Decade’ award, ‘Example to Youth’ award & many more... He also happens to be a film maker.

Excellent profile, except that the institute he manages is, as I personally feel, crap. And so are his writings. The English he uses is nice, but I don't feel the same about the content. But, for once in his life, he has made some sense. Here's a piece of his writing as it appeared in an ad in today's (10th July, 2008) Times of India:

The ad again begins with the laughable title "Dare to think beyond the IITs!" This caught my interest, as I, now, happen to be an IITian. Here's what the pony tailed guy wrote:

"One of the biggest problems facing the India Education system is the lack of clarity amongst students in India, which leads to a humongous wastage of our nation's resources. Bowing down to unnecessary family pressures, students in India mostly don't try to think what they want in life. Thus, for example a major trend is to mindlessly start preparations for IIT entrance examinations, often as early as in class IXth at the cost of undertaking other productive activities; in fact activities around which they could have actually built their passions. Resultantly, two categories of students emerge. one, who don't make it to the IITs, and think it's almost the end of the world for them though nothing can be more ridiculous than that. And second, those who get through! This second category is a more interesting case study of the magnanimous wastage of the country's resources. Every IIT student's education is subsidised by lacs of rupees by the state with an obvious hope that they, being engineering resources, will give back to their nation their engineering prowess. However, a huge proportion o them are later found taking admissions in various MBA courses around the globe. Nothing can be more unfortunate and a bigger waste of the nation's resources. The apparent justification is that engineering and MBA make a better combination. Nothing can be a bigger myth or further away from truth. By the time students pass out of an MBA course, in any case, they don't remember much of what they learnt in engineering; and their typical post-MBA career preferences like investment banking, human resources, etc. clearly reveal that after being exposed to the dynamic and glamorous world of management education, rarely does a student ever want a career that has anything to do with his past engineering education.

I advise all students to follow their passions and to do what they will enjoy doing and 'want to do in life.' If your ultimate aim is to study management, then plan early, save a few important years of life, enjoy life more and in the process help the nation save on some of its important resources!! Be brave, BE FREE OF ANY COMPLEXES, think ahead and get the education that you will enjoy... because success comes to those who chase their passions... passionately!!!"
Arindam Chaudhari, author of the best seller
'The Great Indian Dream'

Now, this post smacks the stupidity and bashfulness that only He, the great Arindam Chaudhari, is capable of. I could rag at him endlessly for the absurd things he has written, like "they being engineering resources" (they are people, not resources, you insensitive management fellow!) and "glamorous dynamic world of management' (Ha ha, very funny. Glamorous? You mean Page 3? Sure, your ponytail is quite fashionable! And dynamic? Huh, and I thought technology is ever changing, while management is still run on the old-school principles). But I digress. Beneath all the rubbish, there is a fleck of gold. The man has raised a point which was on my mind too, which is weird since I absolutely hate him. But this time, he's said what I've always wanted to say. Too many students have I seen who are studying for engineering, IIT; have succeeded too, but still have no idea why they are doing so. Their choice of courses are even more disturbing. There has been a gold rush lately for Computer Science seats - merely because it's a "high-paying occupation in demand." Absolutely crap. The software industry is in a decline due to lack of new avenues. Due to the recession, venture capital has dried up and no new start-ups are to be seen. The start-ups of the past have failed to deliver. Take Facebook, Google, etc. (Yeah, Google is going to sink badly since it's only major source of income is ads, which is bad when you're in a recession) And most students have no idea about what they are taking, it's just the "scope and starting salary" that is on every body's mind. Today, few people take up engineering for their passion or interest. Which is a sad state really. And then they realize that this isn't what they wanted and go to the IIMs or something similar and take up a management-based career, resulting in a waste of an IIT seat and much of the nation's resources. My plea to all those students out there who are planning to join IIT: Stop and think about what you really want; what you would really enjoy doing as a profession. Don't worry about the money or scope. All professions are equal in this world. If you're doing what you really like, then the passion will be automatically reflected in your work and people will reward you for that.

P.S.: That article by Arindam Chaudhari had no copyright sign on it, so I copied it verbatim from the newspaper. I wouldn't dare to claim something as hideous as that as my own; doing so is far beneath my dignity!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Code 1 Error: Jerry Yang too busy dodging Microsoft and cuddling up to Google; customers are adviced to "go to hell"

If your business depends a lot on e-mail, and if you have a mailbox in Yahoo, whether paid or not, be afraid. Be very afraid. Code 1 has struck. (again...? I think not!)

Many people using Yahoo's mail service have been having difficulties accessing their mail accounts. The error they receive calls it a cryptic "Code 1 Error" as shown below:


As the image above clearly states, the problem is a "temporary" one, and if we are reading this, troubleshooters at Yahoo! are already solving the problem. Yeah, right. 2 months is "temporary". I did report the error to Yahoo two months ago, but there hasn't been any resolution of it yet.

I decided to surf the net, to see what the community has to say to this, if at all I'm not the only one. Turns out I was right - I'm not the only one. Many people are facing the same glitch, though Yahoo's customer base is so large that the number is relatively insignificant, as per this blog. Funny thing is, they don't even want to tell what Code 1 Error means, or what the glitch really is. After the representatives were contacted regarding the same problem faced by one Mr. Clifford Tong, of Lafayette, California, they denied it being a large-scale issue, and that Yahoo had not witnessed an "unusual spike in inquiries to our customer care department." Moot point is that Mr. Tong was a paid customer, and still they didn't pay heed to his complaint. Funnily enough, his account started working fine a few hours after the interview with the representatives. Coincidence? I think not.

I was lucky. My e-mail is based on Gmail, I use Yahoo only for messaging, which, funnily enough, works perfectly fine. So I feel sorry for any dude who's entire life - his company, or job, is based on e-mails and he happens to be unlucky enough to be using Yahoo! mail and has got locked out of his account. My advice: ditch Yahoo. I won't advice what to take instead. Gmail isn't the proverbial saint either. Every time I try to verify my Gmail address in Yahoo, the confirmation mail never arrives in my Gmail inbox. Not even in the spam folder! I wonder if this is a glitch, or something else...

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The i

Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, is well known for his charisma. Part of the hype-building process of Apple is its tendency to launch major products at events like the recently-concluded WWDC, where it launched the 3G iPhone. Point of interest here happens to be Steve's keynote. Here's what a keynote would look like if Steve were to launch a mysterious new product - the i. Check out the video here.

Monday, June 9, 2008

3G iPhone Officially Confirmed

As of writing this post, Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple is announcing the launch of their latest product - the iPhone 3G. Features announced so far include, of course, 3G, inbuilt GPS, a flush headphone jack as opposed to the recessed one in the original iPhone, improved battery life, a gorgeous black plastic black and a slimmer profile at the edges. The 3.5" screen and camera remain the same - a bit of disappointment for users looking for an upgrade from the 2 MP camera found on the original iPhone. Apple also claims the iPhone 3G will be more affordable and available in a larger number of countries, besides sporting enterprise support and support for third-party applications. More details as the presentation goes on, see the live update.

Price check: the prices have been officially declared, it will be $199 for the 8GB black version, while the 16GB version will set you back by $399, and will be in white(!)

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Not Always Right

Some of you may have read Chetan Bhagat's novel, One Night @ A Call Center. Something that I really liked about the novel was the funny customer complaints that the protagonist's team would receive. Of course, they were not real, and few would believe Americans to be so dumb. I wouldn't be too sure about that after reading this. An excerpt from this hilarious website:


Nonsensical Hypotheticals, Part 2

Hotel | Boulder, CO, USA

Hotel guest: “Is there a way to take the phone off the hook so that it doesn’t ring?”

Me: “Well, you could always…take the phone off the hook, so that it doesn’t ring. But yes, I can put the phone on a do not disturb, so that you won’t get any calls.”

Hotel guest: “I want to take a half hour nap, so I don’t want the phone to ring. But I want to be able to get calls later.”

Me: “I understand, sir, I’ll be sure not to transfer any calls to your room for the next half hour.”

Hotel guest: “But what if one of the people in my group wants to reach me?”

Me: “…Would you like me to only allow calls from inside the hotel?”

Hotel guest: “No, I want to take a nap.”

Me: “So you want me to make sure that you don’t get any calls for the next half hour, but if anyone calls, you want them to be able to reach you?”

Hotel guest: *confused* “Yes.”

Me: “I understand, sir. I’ll take care of it.”

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Nonsensical Hypotheticals